Local man as home goes dark: ‘Shoulda paid that one’

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Wife would love husband more if he were different person

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Friendly asteroid passes within 25,000 miles of Earth, waves

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Side effects of new drug include death

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Mary Poppins sued for giving medical advice

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Charmin introduces ‘No Behind Left Behind’ program

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Bear market downgraded to water buffalo market

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Child on sled just before slamming into pole: ‘Wheee!’

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Local poet always insists on rhyming ‘strife’ with ‘life’

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Obama slogan mistranslated as ‘Yes We Aluminum Container’

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